So what the fuck is up people of the internets?!
I’m still alive and shit, still eating that kapsalon
at your favorite kebab spot and still not giving a
fuck. You know how it goes, it’s a habit.
Recently I started trolling asking if the Mombahtone
lyfe is dead. Is it? Well, I don’t know. But it seems
to me that everyone is too busy twerking or some shit
like that. Which is cool, but some Moohmbaten vibes
would be real nice too right? THATS WHAT I THOUGHT 2.
So I hit up some friends and started a label. Why?
Why the fuck not? And here we are, not giving a fuck
about your mom and REALLY FUCKING EXCITED about this
shit right here. In a bit you’ll know why. I don’t
even know why you are reading this you nerd.
WHY ARE YOU EVEN READING THIS BRAH?!
It’s okay though. I’m a nerd too and stoked as fuck.
Hey, I guess we all get like that once in a while.
I’m uploading this shit rn at the only Mc Donalds in
like 21762792 radius in the middle of nowhere @ Spain.
Don’t ask. These internet shops over here are too
prehistoric son. FOR REAL. Like on some Windows 2000
shit. FUCK IT. SLOW ASS MC D’S INTERNET, SITTING HERE
WITHOUT ORDERING THESE MUTATED FOODS. FUCK YEAH.
LETS DO THIS MOUMBATUNE THING.
So enough with the casual conversation starter.
LET’S TALK ABOUT THE MOMBATONNRRRUUUUU #SINMIEDO
Shaun D – Dat A$$
The boss, the legend, the most underrated. FUCK.
This has to be the perfect way to start this shit.
Shaun D has been that dude for a while now and his
shit actually started the Bubbling House thing. You
can try to jack his shit all you want, but with this
one he’s schooling you motherfuckers with some perreo
101 – the ANTILLEAN way. He is fucking BACK on his
shit: that unmistakable `07 sound that devoured Dutch
clubs. Hood shit, the shit that you silly people got
fucked up to, experienced mostly embarrasing moments
and pictures you want nobody to know about, but LOVE.
Yes. I’m talking PP2G too. R.I.P. BUT NO. SIKE! GET
SHITFACED. MOOMBAHTON + SHAUN D = I’M OBAMATEARING RN
WHILE GETTING MY SANDUNGUEO ON. FUCK U, SHAUN D MADE
ME DO IT. I GOT MY REASONSSSSSSSSSSSSS #SINMIEDO ;_;
Hoodie x Corrupted Data – Djoek Anthem
Just looking at the title: the fuck you want more?!
2 of the best Moombahton brochachos rn, 1 track.
Hoodie and Corrupted Data have been killing it for a
while now and this statement of a track just proves
it some more: Bitchslapping you in the face while
looking you dead in the eye asking if it’s still dead
or not. When I think of Moombahton this track pretty
much sums it up. The title suggests that you should
go and stab around some people. NO NOT WITH A KNIFE.
WTF. Grab a girl and go Baile Funky on that ass.
What? You don’t know? SMH grasshopper, this will
teach you the Djoek ways.
Morrison – Cachonda
Ever since I heard this one it became an instant
favorite. I don’t think Morrison could appreciate the
news that Moombahton passed away. I guess he was
quite pissed because of it and went all le strawberry
on you all. Boss level, Ryu vs Ken type of shit yo.
Surviving this perreo irl? Doubt it man. Don’t say I
didn’t warn you. Bubbling and Skullstep snares mixed
with Calle 13, Baile Funk and Dominican Mambo. Huh?
what? Exactly. AAAA He decided to shit on all of you.
Kami Kapnobatai – Once, It Was
After the massacre of the first 3 tracks, you think
you know all about that Dembow lyfe eh? Fuck no. I
bet you haven’t heard it done like this before.
Taking apart the Dembow and rearranging it into new
territories, Kami is really not giving a single fuck.
Skip formulas and the same boring ass buildups. He
doesn’t even want you to know who he is. The music
speaks for him. You probably drank too much anyway.
See, this shit will sober you up and make you think.
That call your mom up and say your sorry type of shit.
That seeing the beauty of a plastic bag in the wind
type of shit. That hold up her hair while she throws
up type of shit. That sad nigga in the rain type of
shit. Are you about that lyfe? Are you about that sad
lyfe my nigga? Fuck it, go cry yo.
Hifee – So Ghetto
Who the fuck is this? I don’t know man, when they
heard that Moombahton died they just came to be like:
Haha. Nope. This is some Moombahton and Twerk shit.
Let’s see if you can keep up shaking it to this shit.
I mean, listen to that fucking buildup. Really dudes?
You really had to go there huh. Well all I have to
say is, don’t even try if you’re not already on it.
Don’t get your twerking dreams shattered haha.
Harikiri – Merkage
Honestly, having a new Harikiri track in my inbox is
like Christmas lol. Whatever this dude comes up with
is crazy as fuck. Coming from the harder and darker
Drum and Bass vibes and somehow getting into this
Moombahton thing, this is someone that just gets it.
On some real shit man, whatever he does, he does on
point and keeps his own sound while doing that.
So when you have a track called ‘Merkage’, coming
from Harikiri – get fucking ready. MINDBLOWN.
Munchi – El Desaparecido
AAAAAAA, I have the only Latin-ish track on this
bitch! No bleepy-bloopy stuff this time, although
I did consider it. I made 3 tracks for this, but this
one has that Manole track as a sample in it that has
been one of my favorite tracks since muito long time.
Mix that up with a little bit of Tego Calde, Biggie
and me: BAM!! THE TRACK. Some sweet percussion and,
wait for it.. COWBELL. THE MOTHERFUCKING COWBELL IS
BACK. Por fin ;_;
I hope you guys digg it man!